there are more than 500 secrets about men... they smell, they sweat, there lovey and dovey, they take half hour long shits.. hey its a guy what do you expect!
also there are more than 500 secrets abou women., they smell good, they shave places where some people don't even know exist.
but the main goal is! guys and gals are meant for each other. whether its the guy watching football on sunday mornings or the woman in the kitchen cooking potatoes and corn. its something that we all have to live with. i know that guys and gals need each other on a daily basis.. thats a true fact!!
right now i need some girl that will wait on me hand and foot and if that doesnt happen i might slap her in the face.
ok im totally joking
but seriously about the five hundred secrets.. that shit is true! there are things that i didnt even know adn you didnt either, i mean, all you need to know about the opposite sex is in this book! its soo easy to read and it will help you score chicks just like me!
i probably bring home a chick or a dude every night when i go out to the bars
